As always, an interesting and eventful month in BabyLand...full of old and new Gianna antics!
Okay. Backstory. I'll often put Gianna in her swing if I've got to do a quick task that I can't just sling her up for, like hanging clothes outside on our laundry line. (I'd ram her into the railing for one, and I usually stand on a chair to reach the top line) For these short tasks, we stopped bothering to buckle her in because the belt is kind of tight on her (big cloth diaper butt and thunder thighs #babyprobs). On this particular day, I was hanging cloth diapers to dry outside. I came back in and Gianna had fallen asleep. I didn't want to rock the boat, so I left her as she was and went into the next room to type up something on the computer.
After a short time, I heard Gianna start to fuss a bit, and I thought to myself finish this sentence and get her before she starts crying. I walk into the living room and look at the swing. Gianna is not in the swing. Gianna is on the floor, face down, in a bizarre perpendicular orientation to the swing. She looks up at me and smiles. Yep.
Chris wanted to understand how she did it, so one morning he was cleaning up (yes, my saint husband cleans the dishes before going to work) and kept a close eye on her and left her unbuckled. She apparently wiggles herself down until her head is where her butt should be, her legs are dangling off, and then arches her back to then fling herself forward. Cool stuff. Obviously, Chris did not let her fall out. So yeah--the buckle is a non-negotiable now even if it is tight on her thunder thighs.
Its not a huge surprise though. We knew she wasn't normal pretty early on. After a quiet first day out of the womb, Gianna really stepped into her personality very quickly, like a mini-human, seemingly skipping the soft, limp, sweet newborn phase.
She was never really calm and asleep like those adorable normal baby pictures where the baby is like a soft smushy naked limp noodle, easily craft-able into whatever position you want (and ohhhhhh how I tried to get one like that)
She tries to fling herself out of the Bumbo (this is after a few minutes of flinging, too, she's worn herself out):
Oh, she also recognizes songs on different instruments (voice and flute, for instance) and her eyes light up when she realizes she knows it. This I love.Oh gosh, and we have to keep the TV away from her, she's like a zombie when she sees it. We pull out youtube "A Whole New World" during car trips when she gets grumpity (grumpy+uppity) and like 75% of the time she zones and falls asleep.
Here is what my mom has to say about Gianna and her antics:
Mom: Good, do new learned tricks today?
Me: Yeah she "planks" in the air like superman...we hold her up in the air and she holds herself parallel to the floor
Mom: Oh please don't push that child or she will try to fly solo!!!
Me: Oh and she can also escape her swaddle in 5 minutes
Mom: Lol you poor fools!!!!
Mom: And I mean that in the nicest way!!!!
I will admit though, Gianna is pretty fun, and definitely entertaining. We will probably think our next baby is super developmentally behind and abnormally calm, when in reality, he or she will be completely normal. Or heck, maybe they'll all be like Monster 1. God only knows... ;-)
Long gone are the days of aimless baby arms, this girl goes for it now. But of course, we’re not limiting ourselves to toys…Gianna is an equal opportunity grabber, which includes my hair.
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